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overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

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edensjuan:

my mom was cheering for bayern bc she thought they were the first team that let a female player play in their team (referring to gotze)
i need a moment

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kardashy:

its impossible to watch this and be sad

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ridge:

:/

ridge:

:/

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thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

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letsfack:

death-limes:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

i dont know if im entertained or terrified

THAT MAN IS MY SOULMATE HES CUTE AND CORNY AND FUN AND MAGICAL

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"Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation." — Unknown  (via suspend)
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